A few Despair.com “De-motivators:”

A sampling of “De-motivators:”

Change When the winds of change blow hard enough, the most trivial of things can become deadly projectiles.

Bitterness Never be afraid to share your dreams with the world, because there’s nothing the world loves more than the taste of really sweet dreams.

CluelessnessThere are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.

Compromise Let’s agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be.

Consistency It’s only a virtue if you’re not a screwup.

Consulting If you’re not a part of the solution,there’s good money to be made in prolonging the problem.

Conformity When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.

Defeat For every winner, there are dozens of losers. Odds are you’re one of them.

Delusions There is no greater joy than soaring high on the wings of your dreams, except maybe the joy of watching a dreamer who has nowhere to land but in the ocean of reality.

Demotivation Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people.

Discovery A company that will go to the ends of the Earth for its people will find it can hire them for about 10% of the cost of Americans.

Destiny You were meant for me. Perhaps as a punishment.

Doubt In the battle between you and the world, bet on the world.

Dysfunction The only consistent feature in all of your dissatisfying relationships is you.

Dreams Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them.

Fear Until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore, you will not know the terror of being forever lost at sea

Flattery If you want to get to the top, prepare to kiss a lot of the bottom.

Give Up At some point, hanging in there just makes you look like an even bigger loser.

Humiliation The harder you try, the dumber you look.

Idiocy Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Irresponsibility No single raindrop believes it is to blame for the flood.

Meetings None of us is as dumb as all of us.

Mistakes It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

Potential Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up.

Pretension The downside of being better than everyone else is that people tend to assume you’re pretentious.

Pressure It can turn a lump of coal into a flawless diamond, or an average person into a perfect basketcase.

Problems No matter how great and destructive your problems may seem now, remember, you’ve probably only seen the tip of them

Propaganda What lies behind us and lies before us are small matters compared to what lies right to our faces.

Sacrifice Your role may be thankless, but if you’re willing to give it your all, you just might bring success to those who outlast you.

Stupidity Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are idiots.

Tradition Just because you’ve always done it that way doesn’t mean it’s not incredibly stupid.

Worth Just because you’re necessary doesn’t mean you’re important.

Underachievement The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower.

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